- Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
- girl: ....who?
- me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
Before he can say anything my teacher excitedly interrupts and exclaims “is it fried rice?!”
The kid just stares at him and says “sure…..”
He’s the most American Asian kid I know. His name is literally Frank… Born and raised in Georgia….
And to be clear, his favorite food is not in fact fried rice, but hot dogs.
Frank likes hot dogs.